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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Finally, someone to take care of the three frogs in my yard!

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Finally, someone to take care of the three frogs in my yard!

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • marcos@lemmy.world
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    1800-800-OLÉ

    It would be funnier if they all had the same number.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      I don’t know, do you really want a mole catcher who moonlights as a chicken whisperer?

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        Hard yes.

        • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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          Aren’t you worried they might get confused and catch the chicken, then whisper to the mole?

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        They may not be the one I want, but they are the one I need.

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      Or at least the same number of numbers.

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      I should call them, I got a bunch of squirrels that need to be given the bull treatment

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    rare example of real life shit post

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    Confuse-A-Cat Limited

    Incorporating

    Amaze-A-Vole LTD.

    Stun-A-Stoat LTD.

    Puzzle-A-Puma LTD.

    Startle-A-Thompson’s Gazelle LTD.

    Bewilderebeest INC.

    Distract-A-Bee

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    Squirrel matador… If squirrels actually charged, I would pay to see this.

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    Baby, you can come over and juggle my frogs any time you want.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Those are some big-ass staples.

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      I think that’s the normal size for ass-staples. Unusual to hang a sign with them, though.

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      Looks more like something tied around the pole to me

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    Guess it’s in Wakefield, UK

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      I’m going with Australia

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    deleted by creator

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    Boys are back in town

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    I was a chicken tender for a few years

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      Better ketchup to the present.

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    please don’t

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