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OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

The illusion of free choice

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The illusion of free choice

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OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Allonzee@lemmy.world
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    Plot twist - you get this regardless of which one you choose:

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      Al Gore had warned us all along! At least we get a bit of pig with it too.

      • Allonzee@lemmy.world
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        Would you rather be alone in the forest with

        A) a bear who has been starved and given your scent.

        B) Al Gore giving an 8 hour PowerPoint presentation on light switch waste awareness.

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          The bear cause he died of starvation, duuuh

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          an 8 hour PowerPoint presentation on light switch waste awareness.

          You don’t need an 8 hour PowerPoint. Instead try the best ad I’ve ever seen. It’s from legendary estonian animator Priit Pärn:

          https://youtube.com/watch?v=NkCuh8K4L8s

          • Einar@lemm.ee
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            So the ad wants me to follow the example of a man leaving his wife and children crying in despair?

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              As long as you remember to turn off the lights.

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            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            https://piped.video/watch?v=NkCuh8K4L8s

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

      • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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        We never took him super cereal :'(

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      Would still do the nasty with him.

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    LOL, the tattoo on his right forearm says “Freude am Fahren.”

    • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Yeah? I didn’t notice that. What does that mean?

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        “Driving for pleasure” would be my closest translation, it’s the BMW slogan.

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    I though this was a Trans Masc meme and I was like “Hell yeah, brother, me too”

  • Neon 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈@lemmy.world
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    How big is the Chance i get a Koala? And am i allowed to keep it?

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