Wise Al

“The woke mind virus made me piss my pants!”

It’s also that his dementia makes him more unhinged and irritable at night (called sun-downing).

That sums it up well.

It’s hard to keep track of which opinion belongs to Jekyll and which belongs to Hyde.

… is he trying to pivot now? What happened to “domestic terrorist”?

Fucking moron.

At one point he was actually kinda open minded and could raise an interesting discussion from time to time. Those days are loooooooong fucking gone. It’s all just ego maintenance and propaganda now.

The internet would be free, operated and maintained by the postal service.

IRL equivalent of the Death Star schematics.

Feel the fear, fascists.

FR

Trump is president, but it’s just unfathomable that people would follow an automated idiot /s

“You want to fucking kill yourself? What an insightful and thought provoking idea!”

“and please don’t be so negative about the cyanide and tranquilizers.”

Aaah I see. Yeah, yours is better.

Run

That’s Elon’s whole thing. Lol

Complex predictive text arranged into what is essentially a rorschach test.

Why “apicalypse” and not “appocalypse”?

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Is it? What’s so fucking hard about it?