How about not hard code this in the first place. If they are hell bent on this logic then let each instance admin list the instances they want to use?

The terror of war.

Nobody wins in war, and I hate how angry this photo makes me feel.

Even if you’re a monk or a priest, you should prioritise your family.

I don’t remember watching either of these two movies so I have no skin in the game, but I love it when someone is this passionate about a controversial opinion like this.