Most domesticated bee species aren’t native to the US. It’s quite possible they are just getting bee-ported.

To be fair most school shooters and mass shooters end in suicide, either old-fashioned or officer-assisted.

I don’t know…this mightve been a believable outcome by like 2002 or 2003 or so…W in power, USA PATRIOT act in effect, ICE replacing INS. A few years later and Sarah Palin has a legit shot at veep and kicks off the tea party movement.

Democrats had also just recently (as in, 2000) lost the presidency due to a SCOTUS decision and environmentalists who thought Gore wasn’t good enough (Nader’s vote count in FL was higher than Bush’s official final margin).

This is a civil suit, not criminal.

You can get a house working in McDonald’s.

You just need to be the sole heir of someone who owns a house and either be patient, or proactive.

It really puts the federal workers in a tight spot. They are getting shit poured on them from above, and they are like one of the last lines of defense from Trump. Trump et al wants them to leave, if not willingly then on the first occasion he can fire with cause.

That really sucks. They have no moves but to hold the line.

You see, the brilliant part of this is that the leopards drink the same water. It’s going to make it a lot harder for them to eat everyone’s faces if their teeth are all rotted out.

What if we start putting flouride in the junk food 🤔?

Ah, -screte/-screet. Motherfucker.

Let the lemmings follow Trump off a cliff. Everyone else, buy low if/when they can.

They got the organ in December. While this administration is a clown show, I don’t see how that’s relevant.

Oh for sure, on all points. It’s a real good jobs program, it’s one of the few vessels for class mobility left, and it’s entirely that way by design.

Can’t have everyone getting free college. Just the ones that work for us for a few years, breathe in one or more toxic chemicals, and come out the other side brainwashed by being spoonfed nationalist propaganda the whole time like they’re making jarhead foie gras. Assuming you didn’t start sucking that koolaid tit in highschool from the junior ROTC.

I’ve got nothing but respect for our Marines. Someone has to be the dumbest motherfucker in the room, and they will proudly step into those shoes.

You want increased birthrate? This is step 1.

Of course I think that if Musk controlled a government dating site, it wouldn’t show white people any non-white matches. And wouldn’t support anything except two person, male/female relationships.

Well, yeah…the military is actually a welfare/jobs program. It also served a key role in culling excess boomer population before they started needing to get jobs.

Only Congress can declare war…

Or at least, that was the plan at the time.

Dude they fucked up Ctrl+S and Alt+F in paintbrush and it still fucks with my workflows.

Security and messaging is tricky to get right. Government uses a lot of COTS stuff because it’s easier to have someone to sue when shit goes south.

That’s not to say that everything involved here isn’t a flagrant violation of every protocol and procedure involved in protecting classified information. It is.

Recently pardoned Dread Pirate Roberts will be appointed the head of the Department of Internet Currency Keeping.

He’s the best at bitcoin.

Undoubtedly he’d resign or get scapegoated though, and truck will need to find and appoint a new DICK head.

Explains why the only people I’ve known to do it are my dumbass redneck inlaws.

Vinny Pazienza, aka The Pazmanian Devil, aka Vinny Paz, aka Paz. Was another boxer.

George Foreman grills suck.