481 documented cases.

How many rural anti-science hicks haven’t been documented?

Well how else are we supposed to compete with China with all of these regulations! You know they pollute way more than we do!

Never mind that America is much higher in pollution per capita.

Make depression great again!

RFK is on it. He wants to get rid of antidepressants.

Good news! Trump aims to slash regulations, and that’s likely to happen soon. Probably because “new businesses can’t compete with all this red tape” or some other bullshit, under the impending crisis from the trade war.

I’m sure that will also mean less warning labels. It’ll probably mean more death and destruction from lack of oversight, but something something pain.

Ah, that’s the problem.

He’s thinking boom like “boom or bust”.

You’re thinking boom like Marvin the Martian.

Same.

It’s amazing how much money our family has saved the past couple of months alone, just by deciding we won’t patronize Amazon and Target now (in addition to Walmart).

Depends on how many soldiers Grok thinks it’ll take to overpower Greenland.

Spark recession fears? More like fan recession flames.

Can you hear the sound of hysteria?

A lot of junk in the Usb-c world.

One of my kids tried to charge their Kindle Fire with a 8-inch cable that came with some cheap AliExpress gizmo. The cable glowed and then melted. Fun times, since they left it on the couch.

We took a cruise for our honeymoon.

On that cruise we stopped in Cozumel.

In Cozumel there was this shady little zoo that had manatees that we fed lettuce.

Later there was a sea lion show, and he walked around after getting pets from the crowd.

I couldn’t believe how much that sea lion felt exactly like our German Shorthair Pointer. Like, same exact coat.

Anyway that’s the whole point of the story. Sea lions feel like shorthaired dogs.

News on the first mission: Meteoroid crashes into full flying SpaceX rocket, killing all aboard.

Most domesticated bee species aren’t native to the US. It’s quite possible they are just getting bee-ported.

To be fair most school shooters and mass shooters end in suicide, either old-fashioned or officer-assisted.

I don’t know…this mightve been a believable outcome by like 2002 or 2003 or so…W in power, USA PATRIOT act in effect, ICE replacing INS. A few years later and Sarah Palin has a legit shot at veep and kicks off the tea party movement.

Democrats had also just recently (as in, 2000) lost the presidency due to a SCOTUS decision and environmentalists who thought Gore wasn’t good enough (Nader’s vote count in FL was higher than Bush’s official final margin).

This is a civil suit, not criminal.

You can get a house working in McDonald’s.

You just need to be the sole heir of someone who owns a house and either be patient, or proactive.

It really puts the federal workers in a tight spot. They are getting shit poured on them from above, and they are like one of the last lines of defense from Trump. Trump et al wants them to leave, if not willingly then on the first occasion he can fire with cause.

That really sucks. They have no moves but to hold the line.

You see, the brilliant part of this is that the leopards drink the same water. It’s going to make it a lot harder for them to eat everyone’s faces if their teeth are all rotted out.

What if we start putting flouride in the junk food 🤔?