This has been going on for nearly a decade already. Probably two decades now

This thing is fucking cool. You don’t even need the button. It doubles as a fan if you put on the floor.

It is very common to hear girls use the term guys, and for people to address a mixed party as “guys”

I only use this when I’m chasing away kids

I suppose corn syrup has a unique feel to it.

Oh man, now you’re just gonna have to make something fresh to snack on. Bummer

Despite their wasted efforts, it just doesn’t matter. Circumventing all this is still too easy. Only the impatient are doomed.

Classic my dog ate my homework excuse.

Those flithy westerners

Uncle Bernie to the rescue!

This one hurts in the feelz.

cowards

I’ve heard it said that guns have more rights than women. That’s some bullshit how does anyone justify that? Do guns use pronouns now too, does a gun need protection?

Who the heck is paying you to preach this crap? They need a better representative.

I like to think about it as all three going up.

And a Liberals meet and greet just off to the side there.

The dog is still there, you just can’t see it from this perspective.

Am I supposed to know who the guy is? Is the joke that he is the cat?

I don’t know about that slice of pie between the legs

I’ll have some minty # 1 in one cup and fruity # 4 in another