Wytch

They want fewer poor Americans. Naturally, the best way to achieve this is to let them die.

War Is Peace. Freedom Is Slavery. Ignorance Is Strength.

I’ve got one in my district. I’ll be on board with all efforts going forward to replace him.

MAGA gear. A Tesla, esp a Cyberdump. A Calvin Pissing sticker. A Jesus shirt; crosses display faith but a shirt or hat says “this is my whole entire identity”. Any Suburban, F150, Super Duty, or similarly oversized American SUV or pickup. I know you never haul anything and your groceries are all in the cab.

Trying to increase his odds of inciting violence while satisfying his vengeance fetish.

This article is from Friday. It doesn’t make it entirely irrelevant, but keep it in mind and take the fear element of it with a grain of salt. Proud Boys are all talk.

For now

This article makes ChatGPT sound like a deranged blowhard, blaming everything but its own ineptitude for its failure.

So yeah, that tracks.

“These are not protesters, they are troublemakers and insurrectionists,” the post said, “Remember, NO MASKS!”

Unless you’re ICE. Or a cop. Or a J6er.

Meme communities, anime, sports, furries, hexbear, moe, and tankie instances. I just block these categories to maintain All as a viable browsing option. I want to be able to subscribe to a limited array of communities while keeping up with trends and events.

Angelenos are not stupid. Let them guard empty streets.

I’d vote for Biden’s prostate cancer as Pres over Trump

Also you can just pick up a controller cold and start playing without any load times.

All video games sound like Super Mario Bros or Call of Duty. Alternatively (if video is shown), all video games are violent zombie shooters with terrible animation.

Only children use handhelds and they are all GameBoy.

Heads on pikes. That’s where we’re at. Medieval theocracy, here we come

NotTheOnion

There seem to be no pictures of his stupid face where he isn’t pulling some stupid face with his stupid, unpleasant, and malignant face

Superman rescued cats from trees, threw nukes into the sun, and rebuilt the Great Wall of China with his mighty eye beams, but to save Lois Lane he would reverse time itself¹. To be with her he’d abandon his great gifts. He always priortized himself and those he cared about. It’s kind of relatable though, he’s ultimately a guy from Kansas who wants to be just like everyone else. The world frequently benefits from his actions. But he is American, first and foremost. If he did abdicate responsibility, pull a Dr. Manhattan basically, the world would have to grow up a little and tackle its problems entirely on its own. On the upside, it wouldn’t have to argue about whose side Superman is really on, or complain when he doesn’t show up every once in a while for their specific crisis. Of course, America isn’t as principled as her fictional savior, so… milage may vary.

¹or travel through time, depending on your interpretation

That’s so weird because I expected the rapid onset of a dystopian hellscape so I don’t know, Jennifer, what do you think went wrong?

The Egg Roll […] has long been privately funded without taxpayer dollars, largely through the American Egg Board, which also provides tens of thousands of eggs for the occasion.

Naturally, in the middle of a literal egg shortage, maga is gonna steamroll through this event with corporate flags waving.

In an alternate universe, the CDC is working to contain the bird flu epidemic, we’re buying eggs from our bestie neighbors in Canada, and the Easter Eggs at the White House this year are made of pine wood.

Takes a special kind of dipshit asshole to fail to recognize the entire reason they are as wealthy and powerful and beyond consequence is that they operate out of a runaway, uncontrolled, corrupt capitalist society and if they Fuck Around outside that box, they may rapidly and dramatically Find Out.