

The Egg Roll […] has long been privately funded without taxpayer dollars, largely through the American Egg Board, which also provides tens of thousands of eggs for the occasion.
Naturally, in the middle of a literal egg shortage, maga is gonna steamroll through this event with corporate flags waving.
In an alternate universe, the CDC is working to contain the bird flu epidemic, we’re buying eggs from our bestie neighbors in Canada, and the Easter Eggs at the White House this year are made of pine wood.
That’s so weird because I expected the rapid onset of a dystopian hellscape so I don’t know, Jennifer, what do you think went wrong?