Church without church is just a book club.

The disinterested cynical introverted friend of the fun obviously interested, hot person you’re trying to get involved with.

That bedtime snack will be delicious, but you have to deal with the crumbs after.

Your joke made me laugh, and I’m proud of you for making it.

Gasp! Who would’ve thought?!

Still can’t use debit cards though.

Same! I always keep my emergency wool cloak in my car. Saved me tons of times