I mean I would still wanna do that even if it reduced costs to like $300 for a fully spec’d dream system.

Even if it cost me $300 per hit, if stop turn him into a vegetable. That’d be the best money ever spent.

I mean I’m not offended it’s bad, because points at name, but I’m confused at why people give a shit about someone who was bad at something.

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I’d rather turn Amazon warehouse into ICE graveyards.

They can have a minimum wage job.

And hopefully after capping them at the knees (power and influence-wise), we can move to a society that actually has universal health care, even for minimum wage.

I’m not ok with them benefiting from what society at large has been breaking their backs to fund.

At least not outside of an emergency. I don’t wanna actually have them die because of actual medical issues in the mean time.

Unless they make spectacles of themselves complaining about their new station in life. That can effectively qualify them to be cut off. Sunny nobody got a right to whine about not getting to use human sacrifice to their benefit anymore.

I want a set of good terrorists to quietly just destroy all the breweries and replace them with just farms for chronic.

See how abusive crimes and DUIs settle down.

Yes, you can drive impaired from it too, but you wouldn’t have such a high rate of people losing their judgement and forgetting not to drive, that sorta thing.

If you wanna increase birth rates, take 100% of all the billionaire’s money (not a “reasonable tax amount” and spread it to everyone else.

I’m more than willing to just let them be literally penniless (and disqualified for welfare) if the world will benefit from it. And it will.

They don’t deserve an honest living, they deserve a solitary confinement cell.

“It might be the beginning of the end for the big man honestly,”

I’d rather skip to the end of him personally. I can’t wait to say “remember when Trump was alive?”.

Harsh, but I think everyone at the entire company could and we’d be better off.

That OS is not even pretending to hide how sinister it’s being.

In a non capitalist hellhole, people would’ve quit before copying with writing any of it. They would’ve quit before they put Candy Crush on the Start menu.

I’d eat that triangle. :P

I’ve heard that name mentioned a few times, never knew what it was. Thanks.

Where’d you think the name Doofenshmirtz came from?

Pizza Slut actually sounds like a friendly nickname.

Really a fan of the word “crap”, I see.

Back in like 03 when I saw this for the first time ever on Google Video (just before YouTube, that actually existed), the version this picture is from is the first one I saw.

But given that the characters have names, I feel like it’s part of another show or something. Was it originally something else?

Has there ever been an accident with a Ferrari that wasn’t because the owner was swinging his dick?

I didn’t know enough about the guy to like laugh about him being dead, but people doing this shit always deserve it on the first offense. Nobody gets to enjoy the thrill of going that fast without immediately paying the bill.

I don’t know anything about the passenger either, but getting killed because your driver is insecure about his tiny peepee fucking sucks.

Next year I’ll hit 20. And I wasn’t even first in my friend group. And when I started it wasn’t even my own account. I used someone else’s just to participate in LAN party activities.

I’m cooked.

But it’s true this time!

If you can capture footage of these “disappearances”, you are hired.

Strictly for me of course.