The post flair is perfect.

Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.

Therapists hate this one simple trick!

Subaru is the Japanese name for the Pleiades constellation, so I guess that relates to a starfish. lol

I make music and have released them on streaming platforms. I’m subscribed to most of the music, music production, and music genre communities in the fediverse.

That’s why at the office I go to another floor so the people don’t recognize me or my shoes.

Same. Mid-30s was also the time where I truly felt my body starting to decline, since most people’s physical peak is between late 20s and early 30s

That’s the actual weather the next couple days. I’m trying to pick the least miserable day to mow the front yard because the HOA is coming soon to check around the neighborhood, the only thing they’re good at doing.

Because then they’ll be called a hypocrite for forcing RTO on employees. By having an office built outside his house, he can say he still goes to the office to work.

God forbid someone can make guesses and think of possibilities in a meme community.

Nah, I just genuinely want to learn new trivia stuff. I already know the common ones like the mammoths and pyramids for example.

Just theorizing based on the information in the body of the post. You ok dude? Must be exhausting to be mad all the time.

Classic. My favorite line is the guts screaming in German.

Maybe their flight response causes them to lose control of their pouch muscles (because that’s not a priority to survive), therefore accidentally dropping their babies.

I have a spare empty water bottle and a travel-sized container of liquid soap in my bag so I can wash when there’s no bidet.

There are also travel bidets that are specifically designed for that purpose.

You just don’t know how to use a bidet.

Just needs a hot shower.

Kanban probably.

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As long as I have soy sauce, mirin, oyster sauce, and sesame oil, I can cook up a dish with whatever random stuff in the pantry.