Americans: “Hey, can we break up the insurance companies and tax the billionaires to get some sort of single payer affordable healthcare?”

🤡: “Can’t have socialized medicine! Death panels! Euthanasia! Long waits!”

Banks: “We gambled away your retirement money and we need government assistance.”

Also 🤡: “Ack! We gotta save capitalism with some collective action! Won’t someone think of the bankers?! Where do we mail the check, Senpai?”