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gsa32@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Touching grass is

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Touching grass is

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gsa32@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    cat_irl

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        Toddlers do that too

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            Now to explain why girlfriends in high-school also bite like that…

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        Mine always bites when she’s love drunk. Proper double edged sword.

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    Out of aggression, sexual lust or hunger? More than one of the above?

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      My teeth crave violence, I am simply a host

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        So THAT’S why you stopped hosting dinner parties!

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      All thanks

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      TOUCHING GRASS IS NOT ENOUGH I NEED TO BITE SOMEONE

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    That sounds Ace.

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    pitbulls when entering the dog park, or someone’s yard, or standing in their owner’s yard or the owners kid made a noise

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    Ive been trying to explain this to a friend of mine. I have these sensation cravings. They’re… pretty abnormal. Biting people (consensually) is a decent example. Touching grass is lackluster, sitting on a log is what nature is really all about.

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