Assuming you’re a normal person and therefore have a complicated, toxic relationship with your family such that you don’t want your estate split evenly between your next of kin, a will with which to scorn each of them one last time.
Don’t skip the paperwork for declaring your executor and/or a living will either - you don’t want those presumedly slimy bastards making medical decisions for you while you’re in a coma.
You should will each person you want to scorn at least one dollar. They then can not argue that they were simply forgotten.
A script that deletes all of your online information.
… and then reddit undeletes it
Are they doing that with everyone removing their content lately? So much for having control of your user account and persona.
a towel. every hitchhiker should carry a towel with them.
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Respawn point.
