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HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?'

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'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?'

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HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    A chicken can’t wear a G-string. Where do you stick the bills?

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      Oh the pimp on roller skates handles the money

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        I watched a porn movie once which had a pimp on roller skates in it. I cannot remember the name now.

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          That sounds awesome lol. My joke was referring to the car-hops at sonic that often are on skates or roller blades

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            There was a fake nazi in it too. The whole thing was wild.

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          Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather Graham played a pornstar who’s always wearing roller skates

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        No chicken fucking in the champagne room.

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          License and registration…CHICKEN FUCKER!

    • Evia@lemmy.world
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      Says who?

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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        PHYSICS, DAMN IT!

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          Then you clearly haven’t tried hard enough

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    Chicken loses job

    Chicken is broke, chicken strips

    Three seventy-nine

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      Good bot!

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    Ah, dad jokes.

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    Behold! A man!

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      Only to Plato.

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    I wish stripping was an option. Those girls seem fit and tough and put up with a lot of shit and can dance. I ain’t got shit on them no matter how broke I get no strip club it’s gonna hire me.

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    Waiter: Maybe the chicken strips for $7?

    Me: Maybe it does but that doesn’t feed me

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    fuckin. what?

    • kautau@lemmy.world
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      The chicken fell on hard times so has resulted to stripping, and you can see, and even eat the chicken strips for under 4 dollars

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