This guy has never heard of quantum ducks
Schrödinger’s Duck
Came here to write this… Man you’re good.
What about some sorta duck-goose hybrid?
It depends on your definition of duck
Fewer than 5% of adult cats have a driver’s license.
Platypus?
Heretic! How dare you!?
There’s a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:
Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.
What about half a duck?
How crispy we talking?
Very strong Law of the Excluded Mallard vibes here.
Aren’t you forgetting Goduck’s Incompleteness Theorem?
Hey buddy, you ever here of a loon?
Makes sense to me
Mathematical constructivists hate this meme
Wait. Could Quantum ducks in a superposition state exist? And how would those be a duck or not?
This wouldnt work because if quantums are grouped together they lose their quantum properties. Thus a duck in a superposition can unfortunately not exist :)
Source? I’ll continue to believe in my quantum super-duck until proven otherwise!
Schrödingers duck
There is no definite proof, there is also no definite proof that a quantum can even be in a superposition at all (in the sense od being in two states at once) becuae we cannot observe it. Physicist Niels Bohr for example believes that the outcome is already set long before we observe it.
What about the cells the form the wall around the heart of the duck? Is that a duck?
They are duck
Not individual ducks but a collective duck
No they are not a duck, they are the cells of a duck.
You may see a duck, but Stanley sees a bucket.
Surely you mean a ducket?
Except muscovies. They are both duck and not duck.
no way
