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𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I am undecided on the guitar picks since I play the trombone.

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I am undecided on the guitar picks since I play the trombone.

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𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • IdiosyncraticIdiot@sh.itjust.works
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    Ah yes, the all time classic India Johns

    • WhiteHawk@lemmy.world
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      It’s like Papa Johns, but from India

    • Kimmel@feddit.de
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      Imbiamba jombes

  • linuxgator@lemmy.ml
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    HP will remotely lock down the purse if the volume of sauce gets too low or you have any other brand.

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      Or 7 days before the ‘best before’ date expires

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        There’s a best before date?

        • raubarno@lemmy.ml
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          That’s a good question

          For sauce, yes.

          For inkjet cartridges, I don’t know, but, technically speaking, these cartridges get dry after the first time of use and their ‘needles’, that spray ink, become dirty. I had a bad luck washing the spraying mechanism after that.

          • linuxgator@lemmy.ml
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            LaserJet toners are not liquid at all, so they don’t dry out. They’re just powdered plastic particles that are attracted to static electricity created by lasers on the paper and are melted to the paper with a heated drum. Aside from energy use, laserjets are far superior to inkjets.

          • rmuk@feddit.uk
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            I’m calling print cartridges HP Sauce from now on. Or, I would, if I had an inkjet or a HP, but that’s showbiz baby.

          • martinb@lemmy.sdf.org
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            Good point! I was totally focused on the superior brown sauce

        • superkret@feddit.de
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          For HP sauce, it’s more of a “possibly safe for human consumption before” date.

  • SuzyQ@sh.itjust.works
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    Forgot the kitchen sink, but otherwise very accurate.

    • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldOP
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      Dog Gambit, I knew I forgot something.

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        Dog gambit 💀

      • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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        Nice username

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    I was with you on the Clue until I saw it was the Big Bang Theory Edition.

    Get with it, ladies. Classic Clue is where it’s at.

    • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldOP
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      Bazinga

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        Oh you!

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      Isn’t there an India Johns edition of Clue?

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    Also:

    • A logarithmic slide rule
    • A Pythagoras puzzle game
    • Print version of the GNU general public license
    • IBM punched card with friend’s phone number on the back side
    • Bootable flash drive with Hannah Montana OS
    • A grape
    • A model of a particle accelerator
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      A bootable Linux USB is legit a nice thing to have in your bag - it being Hannah Montana is just the icing on the cake. I’ve got one in my handbag (not HM though). No GNU license card but does creative commons count?

      …it’s more of a conversation starter than an actually useful thing but, y’know. Hannah Montana Linux. Useful for pranks if anything

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    Well, at least they got the piece of string right but… No tissues, no nail clipper and file? No band-aids, disinfectant, eye drops, sugar lumps, lip balm?
    Anyway, judging by the weight of my hand bag the curling rock definitely IS somewhere at the bottom but I can’t find it. There must be a secret pocket…

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    Worcestershire, but otherwise yeah.

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      Unless you’re from Sheffield then it’s Henderson’s.

  • Laila@lemmy.world
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    I’ve always been more of a thallium kind of gal.

  • teft@startrek.website
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    Slide lube instead of guitar picks?

  • GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee
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    As I am currently living in Botswana, the constitution hit home for me.

  • CyberCatBytes@kbin.social
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    Where’s the NetComm IG6000 Industrial Dial-up Modem?

    • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldOP
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      Oh, I just use Colorado, you know?

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      Why do people like you feel the need to jump in with these kinds of unnecessary parasitic comments? Totally asanine bullshit. You should grow up and realise that, in this day and age, there is literally no excuse for a modem that doesn’t support V92 to be in any handbag.

      This message brought to you by the Raymay HIDEX IGM Mark II Gang.

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    The Thing, also known as The Continuum Transfunctioner

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    Ah, I was hoping for the panel De Rechtvaardige Rechters (The Righteous Judges), but alas

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    Daddies Sauce

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daddies

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      Heretic

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      deleted by creator

      • ThenThreeMore@startrek.website
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        Now that’s a reference.

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    Rubber ducky remote explosive

    So they are Klee mains, right?

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      That’s totally a Hitman reference.

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        Specifically, the shown rubber duck item is the remote explosive rubber duck mk II, first seen in hitman 2.

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          Signature mkII look

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      Dodoco goes on the bag, not in it silly

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