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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I don't even know where to buy wine coolers anymore. Did I type that out loud?

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I don't even know where to buy wine coolers anymore. Did I type that out loud?

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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Then Chris is like “I have a transcript of your AIM chat right here. You wrote 'I can’t wait to seize your means of reproduction and ride your mustache, my red daddy.” Did you really think this was appropriate to send to a 145 year old?"

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    I hate it when I go to meet my Tinder date, and it’s Stalin catfishing me again

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    Chris Handsome

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      lol I just posted that too

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    I’d be like, “HOLY SHIT! STALIN!? How are you even alive???”

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      And then you do everything possible to kill him before he causes another genocide right?

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        Nah, I’ll have my boy Chris Hansen handle that part.

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    I knew pootin wants to bring back the Soviet Union, but maybe he’s going too far with stalin’s ghost. Welp, off to the gulag…

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    Take a seat I guess…

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    https://youtu.be/3d200DatLtU?feature=shared

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      https://piped.video/3d200DatLtU?feature=shared

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    Go bust Matt Gaetz!!!

    C’mon Chris!

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    Kick Mr Moustache in the head until he has another aneurysm

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