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sonovebitch@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Window washers of Lemmy, what did you see that you were not supposed to see?

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Window washers of Lemmy, what did you see that you were not supposed to see?

sonovebitch@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Didn’t see but definitely heard a woman getting hardcore railed in the next house over to the one we were in. We started joining in with the moaning and they slammed the window shut.

    That’s the closest I got to the touch of a woman that year.

    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      Thats… brutal. Nathan Explosion would approve.

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    I saw the window itself. It blew my fucking mind man.

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      Have you ever, like, really looked at a window? I mean, reeeeaaally looked at it?

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        Have you seen a window…on weed?

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          Once I took enough weed that I was seeing through the window. It was far out

          • Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world
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            Everything became clear.

            • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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              Open that dirty window

      • blackbrook@mander.xyz
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        Beeee the window

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    Actual window washer. Have seen:

    -Tons of financial info and emails(I dont look or absorb anything but everyone leaves their shit out or on)

    -Drugs

    -Various sex toys

    -One semi nude and very panicked octogenarian

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    Alistair! I’m not a window cleaner!

    • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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      YYESSS!! Came here to post exactly that! Hahaha

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        Is there an IT Crowd sub-lem? There should be an IT Crowd sub=lem…

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          I wish!

          I came here to drink milk and search for the community… and I’ve just finished my milk. I’ll report back if I find anything.

          E: so far, all I found was !itcrowd@lemmy.world, but it has 3 subscribers (including me) and only a few posts. We could enliven it, though!

          • Fleshcarus@feddit.de
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            So did I and also one of the few subs. 🥹

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          Please lemmy know if you found one. 😀

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    I saw a forced software update, a flightless bird, then it all went black, then blue, and I’ve never looked back; washed clean.

    hidden

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    Not the answer you’re looking for, but related - George Gormby - When I’m Cleaning Windows.

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