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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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    Phones have definitely not gotten rid of mind shattering, other-worldly dumps that take all your concentration and make you take your shirt off after eating a big, greasy and/or spicy meal.

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      Hey man are you OK?

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        I will be once I get off the toilet.

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          Two hours on it and still going strong.

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      Can confirm. I’ve been stopped up the last couple days and gave birth to a football this morning. No time for phones, just visceral panic and pleading to the almighty

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        Glycerin suppositories are the best relief for that.

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          Gulping a big spoonful of olive oil does it for me. That’s if I haven’t had enough fibre. The oil lubricates things.

          It’s gross, but not as gross as pushing something up your shit-clogged rectum.

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            I don’t enjoy it, but unfortunately I’m on a medication that makes it necessary sometimes, and I do the olive oil trick too. Sometimes you just have to get it out from below.

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          And eating enough fiber to prevent it. Or metamucil, I guess.

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            I’m on a medication that makes things move slowly despite fiber and water. Sometimes I just need help.

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      my brother in christ eat more fibre, just get some psyllium husk if that’s what it takes

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        I experience this more from diarrhea stomach cramps, not constipation. Or just the capsaicin from super spicy food burning my asshole on the way out.

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          God I do love that burn afterwards. Feels like defeating an IRL boss

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