“How are you ever gonna keep a job if you can’t keep juice in a cup?!”

I was 9 years old

“You don’t have to shovel rain.” - My grandfather when asked why he moved the family from Wisconsin to Oregon.

When my grandmother met my now wife, who is from Alabama, my grandmother told her “well, we all have to be from somewhere”

“Better an empty house, than a bad tenant” after every loud fart.

Those who run don’t see it, those who love don’t mind it.

“Aki szalad nem látja, aki szeret nem bánja.”

Basically strangers don’t matter, your flaws wouldn’t stick out to them. And your loved ones will accept you as you are.