Wait until noncredibledefense sees this.
Bruh
Too soon!
It was five years ago!
*insert sad Pikachu with a mustache
Churches are clearly ships for ancient astonauts.
Someone get that guy with the crazy hair on the phone!
I unironically believe most religions are based on actual aliens whose stories have been muddled by human misinterpretation.
Call me the crazy hair guy 😎
He recently got laughed at again over Deadpool of all things.
Look everyone! That Weird Guy over there is Crazy Hair Guy!
I think it could make a nice sci-fi saga. Imagine the bible being only a “broken phone” version of space war propaganda.
…yeah that’s not a real photo
Lying? For fake points?? Not on my Internet.
I was stunned, and my belief in society is shattered. Gonna give my girlfriend a call so I can feel better. (Crazy story by the way. She texted my number by accident! She’s out of my league pretty and she has given me some amazing investment tips. Can’t wait to meet her irl!)
Why sideways? It’s the ship from Galaga.
Does it pew pew the pews? And do little pope hats get ejected like shell casings?
mig 25 lmao
Galaga vibes
That’s not a church! That’s another tank!
this is obviously fake ffs
Look up images of ‘church,’ look for the head-on images, turn your head to the side.
For example, first one I found:
