return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 6 months agoWhat life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it?message-squaremessage-square74fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 6 months agomessage-square74fedilink
minus-squarezcd@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoWrestle the pig first, every day. Whatever is your worst, most unpleasant, annoying task for the entire day, do it before you do anything else. It minimizes your stress and worrying and puts it in the rearview mirror.
minus-squareahto@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoFor a second I thought you were talking about masturbation.
minus-squaredentoid@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoSPEAK UP BROTHER, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG
Wrestle the pig first, every day. Whatever is your worst, most unpleasant, annoying task for the entire day, do it before you do anything else. It minimizes your stress and worrying and puts it in the rearview mirror.
For a second I thought you were talking about masturbation.
Well yeah crank your hog first of course
SPEAK UP BROTHER, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG
AROOOOOO