• Fixed pathfinding for common winged insects. When attempting to leave enclosed areas they should no longer bounce off windows two inches from the intended exit point.

Banned humans because of griefing

Due to recent hardware upgrades, the speed of light has been increased to it’s originally intended value. Light, and all charged electromagnetic waves should perform at double or triple previous speeds.

Joe also found a faster algorithm for electromagnetic waves which should further double the speeds. Thanks Joe.

Fixed an exploit where petroleum products were combustable for net energy gain.

• Climate control bug has been fixed
• NPC balancing. Added air and land mammals that feed on humans. Added sea mammals that are super territorial and attack human shipping vessels.
• COVID24 has been introduced to correct previously mentioned balancing issues
• After review, many extinct large animals have been reintroduced since they disappeared to correct effects of balancing issues

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Increased knockback distance on Housecat’s claw attack, removing Housecat’s infinite combo vs several woodland creatures

Matthew Sobol, is that you?

Fixed typo resulting in ticks giving lyme disease instead of limes diseases. Ticks now properly feed on fruit juices instead of blood.

The update doesn’t worry me…turning it off and on again worries me

Conservatives and religion have been removed. They were causing harm to the simulation.

Fixed a balance issue with homo sapiens’ spines. Now less humans should suffer from spinal illnesses and back pains.

For the America server, it’d be nice if they got rid of the MAGA.exe virus and patched the vulnerabilities it used to cause problems in the code.

Animals can now speak to humans

OP: EARTH get an update.

Also OP: let me rewrite the laws of physics that apply to the entire universe.