• threeduck@aussie.zone
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    1 year ago

    When is CRISPR going to grant me immortality god damnit. Every year that drips past is one less with my immortality guarantee.

    I want to be immortal even if it kills me.

    • Acters@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Even if it kills you? Seems Counterintuitive, it would only be logical if you are pursuing it from sheer effort and not because a bad batch got experimented on you. I hope your efforts for immortality go well. Please share your findings with the world

  • TWeaK@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Put the genes in the CRISPR and the cells come out nice n fresh.

    • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      theres a secret exit in the back of the fireplace if you wanna give the maniac who punched someone in the face at an awards show a sequel vehicle