I installed a hook in my living room ceiling but it was genuinely meant to hang my heavy bag for training. Now I’m wondering how many guests think that I do sex hook sex in the living room (where I don’t even have curtains.)
Actually good lifehack
Just get yourself one of those swinging chairs:
What do you disguise the actual fire alarm as?
The sex swing mount of course
We always just hung plants from them.
That or a Sky Chair, though ironically they kinda look like sex swings on their own.
People will still ask question if you mounted 2 fire detector at 1m distance?
Oh, that’s a CO2 detector…
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No, that would be carbon monoxide. Mine is a carbon dioxide detector.
Idk why mine keeps going off all the time
Find any post-it notes anywhere around the house?
or radon detector, depending on where you are and what your regional risks are.
It’s common here in Malaysia for baby cradle swing or baby bouncer or baby rocker. The hook on the ceiling is attached to the cradle with a spring. Now my mind is dirtied by this meme.
No, it’s dual use. Few times for for conception, then it’s already there just hang the bouncer from it.
Oops I just realised this is lemmy.ca, this just appears on my feed so I just commented.
You’re allowed to comment on posts on other servers. That’s, like, the entire point of the Fediverse.
What does it matter if its lemmy.ca?
.ca is the TLD for Canada, so they are obligated to apologize
