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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

The great outdoors

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The great outdoors

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • Mossy Feathers (She/They)@pawb.social
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    I’m confused, I only see supports for two lower limbs; but what’re you supposed to do with your tail? Just let it drag on the ground? Nah, hammocks are supposed to keep you off the ground. What a shitty hammock.

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    Excuse my ignorance, is that a bdsm device?

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      Its a swing. For segs.

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        You can say sex on the internet

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        • Klear@sh.itjust.works
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          Sex on the internet

          Edit: Holy shit it worked!

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        It’s* a swing

        • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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          I’m more concerned with the double space

          • this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world
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            …

            …

            But Why?

    • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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      Nope, not specifically. Basically, if you would like to be sexually penetrated you get on the swing. The person who would like to sexually penetrated you will stand behind you or in front of you and push you towards or away from him to accomplish the copulation task. Specifically the penis or dildo will then go inside our come out of the vagina, mouth or anus in such a way that the giver and receiver both feel sexual pleasure with minimal discomfort or effort. Some would think of this as fun also. Other parts of the body can also play a role with this apparatus.

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        I wish they’d explain it this way at school…

        • Klear@sh.itjust.works
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          Yeah. Apparently I’ve been using swings at recess wrong this whole time.

      • rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works
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        Thanks, fellow worker

        • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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          You’re very welcome. And now I must explain how the next weird contraption is all about.

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        Much appreciated. TIL about this!

  • workerONE@lemmy.world
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    Looks like a swing for someone with special needs

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      the needs are pretty special

      • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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        You made me think of physically disabled people using a… hammock…

        • Allero@lemmy.today
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          In case you’re wondering, yes.

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        I was going to upvote, but the number is 69 so… nice.

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    I see the potential for lots of fun

  • rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works
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    Can someone please explain? I don’t get it.

    • dwindling7373@feddit.it
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      secs

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        You can say sex on the internet

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          My brother in Christ, you can say sex pretty much everywhere, but only on the internet you have the privilege of spelling it “secs” and witness people that think you did it for anything other than comedic effect.

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            I’m not your brother in Christ.

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              Distant cousin in Christ.

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                Removed by mod

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                  You made that redundantly clear but the more the merrier.

                  Still literally a cousin in Christ.

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          I keep trying to say six and it won’t stop coming out wrong.

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        Swing

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      It’s for when you’ve broken both your arms, and you still want to relax.

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        Mom!

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          Been a while since I thought about that

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    It’s great to really stretch in the middle of my nature walks, and take it all in.

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    NGL you could use it as a hammok and for sex

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      NGL that’s the entire joke

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    “Hammock.”

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