What’s your most cruel prank so far?

Hi. Have you ever woken up just feeling malicious, with a mood of “Man, I just wish to ruin someone’s day for shits and giggles”? And what do you do in those situations?

I wonder, what’s the best, meanest, cruelest prank you pulled on your friends or foes so far.

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  • Aisylu, Satan's most eldritch foxgirl 🦊@suya.place
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    21 hours ago

    @[email protected] @[email protected] well, it’s not as crazy as everyone else’s pranks but it was still funny to me when I was 12

    I had Bashqort classes in school as a kid, but we weren’t actually taught the language, it was just a required-by-law-but-nobody-cares class (which is really sad, I think). we just spent time looking for words in the dictionary or reading texts nobody understood aloud

    one day we were given some adjective-noun pairs to translate with the dictionary, and a classmate was too busy playing a game on his phone to write it down, so he asked me. the pairs were quite generic, something like “beautiful flower” but I decided to have a little fun and told him the pairs were “dead child”, “cold-blooded murder” etc. I was really obsessed with death and murders as a kid

    unfortunately, he asked the teacher if she actually asked us to translate this and she was a bit shocked :neofox_laugh_sweat: