I just sign a few more Executive Orders and then head for the golf course.
Day over? But we still need to solve the mystery of who shit in my pants!
I used to have a roommate who could shit in my pants from across the room. It was quite the trick.
It depends on the severity.
- If you are touching cloth, then it is a shart and should be relatively well contained. You just need to clean-up and perhaps discreetly dispose of your undercrackers.
- If you are touching socks, then the world has dropped out of your bottom and is pretty disastrous as everything is contaminated. You also have a larger problem as this would suggest you have food poisoning or some kind of illness and this is just the start of your problems. When I was in hospital the guy opposite me got C. difficile and the result was unexpected and borderline volcanic - that wasn’t just a bad day, it was a bad week.
shits pants
Continues about his day with shit in his pants
I am worried by how many people in this thread shit their pants often enough to be able to answer the question.
The day is done. Unless you are operating, driving a truck or belaying someone. Its over. Go home and change
Really depends on what I am doing. Whatever I was previously doing has been been put on an indefinite pause until I can get new clothes and probably take a shower. But I have kids, so the day must go on.
Im probably too sick to continue my day
My boss at the restaurant doesn’t care.
Health inspector might.
I keep a spare change of clothes in my office for exactly this reason
Depends on your plans for the day. If you’re heading down to the swimming pool then everything might just work itself out.
Restock, reload, recover.
The rest of the day is going to stink regardless.
I mean if you have any choice in the matter it’s obviously time to go home.
I’ve noped out on entire office days before where I’ve been “digestively energetic” so to speak. I’m not putting myself or coworkers through that at the office.
I guess depends on the reason. If it’s just a one off accident then I’d just put the dirtied clothes in the laundry (after a preliminary shit removal with just water), shower, and wash my clothes properly. But if I’m shitting myself it might be food poisoning in which case I am staying home, possibly glued to the toilet seat, and/or going to hospital if it’s serious enough.
