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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Thats fair

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Thats fair

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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    All y’all are picking dick.

    But the correct answer is the balls. Need something more durable and with a faster reload time.

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      balls

      Instructions Unclear, accidentally became leader of Ukraine.

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      Then you want to upgrade your prostate, not balls.

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      How many times a day do you need to jerk off?!

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      You’ll be limited by shaft resilience before reload time, especially over multi-day operations.

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      that’s okay my homies can hook me up with a reload

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      Careful with that, you probably wouldn’t want to end up in a StuG III Ausf B situation

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        rubbing a monkey’s paw

        Oh no! I didn’t realize I was asking for Nazi balls!

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