Beans³
Jelly-beans!
Finally, a proper vegan burger.
Is this what passes for lunchmeat in England?
Beans on toast?
Checks out. Especially for the crazy people that refer to all sliced bread as toast, whether it’s toasted or not.
Interesting take on baked beans. It will definitely make “beans on toast” less messy. Self-made or is that a real product?
This seems to be from the TikToks, so no. Not real.
If it is home-made and solves the users problem, fine with that.
If a solution for the bean-to-glue ratio can be found, I am also fine with that.
Let me think… Heinz Beans are roughly half beans and half tomato sauce. You only need to thicken the tomato sauce, so you’ll need half the amount of gelatin that you would need to stabilize water or juice. They come in leaves here, six to stabilize 500ml liquid. A tin of beans is 415g, so it is about 210ml sauce, thus it would require 2-3 leaves of gelatin, or 7-10g of gelatin powder. I’d go to 3 leaves or 10g, just to get a nice stable product, as one has also consider to counteract the (hidden) acidity of the sauce, too.
Polyvinyl acetate would probably give a better texture and has been kid approved for decades.
Still, I am super curious to see if actual gelatin would work, so thanks for computing the ratios for a (theoretically) stable product.
Polyvinyl acetate
That would be a bit tough and chewy, don’t you agree?
It’s all about presentation, my friend. If we are going to make our millions off of this product before it starts to roll off of people’s TikTok feeds, we need to move quick.
If we repackage PVA into a sales point for preschool nostalgia, we got it made.
You know, I was going to say “Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created” but know the fuck what? That’s proof there is no God.
You guys ever just go and eat a slab of beans?
Just like mom used to buy
When life gives you baked beans and gelatin
Baked jelly beans?
You make proper vegan burger Patty’s.
Probably minus the gelatine!
Substitute it with silicone.
I need to know what the box says
BA (?)
BE (beans, probably)
SL (slab, probably)Baked beans slices?
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