Meanwhile, smart people: I sure do love Libre Office.

Klaus is an international treasure.

*tires

But yes, indoor forklifts are very, very heavy and have smooth AF tires. You can practically drift certain forklifts if you know what you’re doing.

We’ll deserved though.

Once I forgot to drop my forks when I went to go into a truck, so I have the bay door 2 new ventilation holes.

Although I did come in one morning to see the mezzanine drooping dramatically on one side, apparently somebody on 3rd shift ROYALY fucked up. Lucky it wasn’t structurally compromised to the point where it couldn’t be fixed. He, uh, that guy got fired.

Steak fries, because everybody is stupid when they’re 7.

Don’t worry though, they’ll fail towards.

Every government is scared of these dumb kids lol

The Master has become the servant.

I love how public education removed civics and history to make room for… let me check my notes… Social Studies.

Tell us you’re Canadian without telling us you’re Canadian.

Oral communications. I have no formal education or interest in performance, but learned how to get over strong stage fright when I was young. Confidence, when it’s not natural, is mostly “fake it till ya make it.” Also nihilism and cynicism that the kids will naturally grow into as adults.

Literalist: The glass contains about 50% water.

Nihilist: The glass doesn’t matter.

Anarchist: The glass is now full of piss.

Absurdist: the glass is now upside-down without spilling the water.

Me: I don’t know who’s glass this is so it’s going in the sink.

About forget the ones who were ignorant, stupid, or trying to prove a point only to have it backfire like we all told them it would.

The only thing the bastard has ever lowered is my hope for democracy.

I shouldn’t be surprised given the fact that it’s West Virginia. I can’t wait for the day with the government there shuts down because the next super flu has reaped a bloody scythe through it.

I got hated on 196 for my hated for furries. At least until the freaks banned me lol

I cannot wait until the Orange Idiot gets sick of him and Musk suddenly becomes a Democrat.