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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Roses are red

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Roses are red

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    That’s a fucking party right there.

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      It really is. Fuck, just give me the crisps.

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        You don’t know (where else) they’ve been.

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          Doesn’t matter, got crunches.

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          thats the fun part of it

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    Ah yes I remember this guy, they call him the Crystal Methodist

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    Suspended reverend Paul Flowers was filmed snorting lines as he ­entertained four naked rent boys at a bizarre hot-tub party in his back garden

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    Hold on let him cook

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      deleted by creator

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    Sunburnt nipples are no joke, mine as sensitive enough to shirts I have to put bandaids over them on e or twice a year… sunburnt nipples would be total hell.

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      His are even burnt to a crisp!

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    “Do as I say, not as I do.”

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    That… was not what I expected to follow that chain of words.

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    The long green thing at the bottom that you assumed was a couch? It’s actually Lego Yoda, up to his old shenanigans

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    But did he snort lines of coke off the rent boys cocks 🤔

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    Reverend went hard!

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