Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoMastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thoughttechcrunch.comexternal-linkmessage-square73fedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down114
arrow-up1999arrow-down1external-linkMastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thoughttechcrunch.comFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square73fedilink
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up349·2 years agoX (twitter): “Oh shit, most of our users are bots.” Mastodon: “Oh shit, we have a bunch of extra users.”
minus-squareSteeve@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up189arrow-down3·2 years agoProbably still bots, I’m the only real person on the internet
minus-squareorclev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·2 years agoHELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 years agoPerhaps it is YOU who is the bot!
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 years agoMe? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom: “my son is a human. Signed, Mom” There. QED.
minus-squarePinkPanther@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoWHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?
minus-squarenomecks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·2 years agoIs anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?
minus-squarePetter1@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years agoNo, we are all bots, and we know 😉
minus-square🏳️⚧️ 新星 [she/they]@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoCowards! At least admit it in your display name…
minus-squareAda@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoWell, I’m an individual, just like everyone else
minus-squareJunkers_Klunker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 years agoIt’s actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅
minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoWell don’t get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you.
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 years agoYou’re not a person! You’re a good bug, Steeve!
minus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-22 years agoHi beep boop I’m a bot
minus-squarewiki_me@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-22 years agoCome with me if you want to waste time
minus-squareFoofighter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoI am actually several bots sharing a single account!
minus-squareOttoVonNoob@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoI am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.
minus-squareMargot Robbie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoBut I’m not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform… Wait a minute, that’s exactly what an advertising bot would do! … Oh boy.
X (twitter): “Oh shit, most of our users are bots.”
Mastodon: “Oh shit, we have a bunch of extra users.”
Probably still bots, I’m the only real person on the internet
HELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.
Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot!
Me? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom:
“my son is a human. Signed, Mom”
There. QED.
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?
Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?
No, we are all bots, and we know 😉
Beep boop me robot
Same
Cowards! At least admit it in your display name…
Well, I’m an individual, just like everyone else
It’s actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅
Well don’t get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you.
You’re not a person! You’re a good bug, Steeve!
Hi
beep boop I’m a bot
Come with me if you want to waste time
I am actually several bots sharing a single account!
I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.
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But I’m not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform…
Wait a minute, that’s exactly what an advertising bot would do!
… Oh boy.