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YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Ask me a science based question, and I'll research a good answer. Then edit your comment to make me seem like a terrible person.

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Ask me a science based question, and I'll research a good answer. Then edit your comment to make me seem like a terrible person.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    Since you didn’t answer my previous dms, so I’m just gonna ask you in the comments now, when do you plan on visiting your kids? They wanna See you you know? Also when are you gonna pay child support?

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      Give or take a few billion years.

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    How should we discipline children

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      Intense muscle contractions, and an interrupting of the nervous system leading to cardiac failure and/or catastrophic internal hemorrhaging.

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        lmfao

        you’re old school

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    What’s a good way to give my green bean casserole a little extra kick this holiday season?

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      Cerebral spinal fluid, and anywhere from 14 to 20 fluid ounces.

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        OP didn’t specify casserole size, is this for a regular sized recipe?

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    This is fucking hilarious, we need more comments.

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    My wife is pregnant and isn’t sleeping well at night. What are some simple home remedies we can try?

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    What are the most addictive substances for humans?

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      Alcohol and benzodiazepines.

      (Jesus fucking Christ! I think this one wins)

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        The correct answer was thalidomide.

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        I suspect your answer to the original question was right in the sense that these two have the worst physical dependence but I believe another measure is Capture Rates where they survey users over a decade and they report the number of user still using the substance during the last survey who were using it in the first one. The highest capture rates are around 20% for H and cocaine when I saw the data last time which is worse odds than Russian Roulette!

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    My stepson is always playing his guitar, how can I make it disappear?

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    What are the reactants in the formula Pb+2HCl→PbCl2​+H2​?

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      Powdered(ideally) lead & hydrochloric acid.

      But I think the balancing won’t happen without water.

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        Dude, the guitar, not the kid.

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          (sorry for being late)

          fuck dem kids!

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    What should new parents give their babies?

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      Cluster headaches, without a doubt.

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