‘Mouth Breather’
Like yeah I don’t get this one. We all breathe through our mouths (and noses), because we have to. Yet I read this sometimes as it is used like an insult. So what are you saying? You’re insulting someone for doing what billions of other human beings have to do naturally?
They’re calling you the asswipe itself (toilet paper) not a person who does it. Noun not the verb.
Hmmm, never thought of it that way. Makes sense. It would be the equivalent of calling someone a douche bag.
Exactly. Or just a douche since that can be used as the verb too, but the insult is the noun.