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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    oh I got the joke, nobody want to be an Iron

    • ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee
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      Man… I always picked iron because it was the easiest to grip

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        And slide

  • Renny Protogenny@feddit.nl
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    Why is there a dong cage?

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      deleted by creator

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      because it’s 4pm honey…

      • Renny Protogenny@feddit.nl
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        Its strapon time

    • PolarisFx@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Because it’s locktober. Lock your sissies up!

  • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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    I like the spring piece but my brother is always stealing it

    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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      Poor lil fella

    • lars@lemmy.world
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      I’m down to read your fanfic

  • Pons_Aelius@kbin.social
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    Everyone knows the race car is the best.

    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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      Screw that, gimme the battleship

    • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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      I beg to differ… It is common knowledge that the boot is the best piece to use if you want to win

      • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world
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        Because of the strap?

        • tpihkal@lemmy.world
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          Because of the implication.

    • gutternonsense@lemmy.world
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      THIMBLE FOR LIFE

  • Smoogs@lemmy.world
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    …the penis?

    Oh man it’s been a long time since I’ve played. For all I remember it could have have had a penis and I just forgot.

    • MashedTech@lemmy.world
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      Hmmm… If only it were a penis…

  • sneezymrmilo@lemmy.world
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    I’m disappointed in myself that I didn’t notice the dick cage until I read about it in the comments. I should probably get some sleep…

    • PutangInaMo@lemmy.world
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      No no, that’s a good thing. Congrats.

  • AFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.world
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    I irrationally want to swap the places of the dog and the hat so that the top row would all be things you wear.

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      I would have said that a wish for categorisation was pretty rational.

      I fully support the dog-hat swap!

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      No that’s pretty rational. An irrational reason to move those pieces would be because the pancakes you had for breakfast had too much syrup on them.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    Fuck you. I’m always the dog.

    • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Ok, I take the car or the magic hat.

    • GreenMario@lemm.ee
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      Car 4 lyfe

    • spacesweedkid27 @lemmy.world
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      True either dog or fingerhat

      • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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        I’ve never heard someone call a thimble that.

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          I think I called it that, because this would be the literal translation of “Fingerhut” (the German word) and I sounded right so I guessed it would be the same in English.

          (I edited the comment, because I actually made a mistake in the first place)

          • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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            Well it worked well enough I knew what you were talking about. Make me think of how glove in German is literally hand shoe.

            • spacesweedkid27 @lemmy.world
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              Yes indeed

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    What’s the difference between the thimble and the cock cage?

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      The difference should be the size, but not all of us would know

      • credit crazy@lemmy.world
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        One you can fit your cock in it and the other you can fit in your cock

      • PutangInaMo@lemmy.world
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        Maybe not size but shape?

  • atrielienz@lemmy.world
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    I wanna play with the dick cage.

  • kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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    Just lock me up, i wanna go to jail.

    Number 2

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    The dong protector/ lemon zester is always my favorite piece because it can obviously fill both roles at the same time.

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      It’s supposed to be a thimble.

    • remotelove@lemmy.ca
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      I don’t think bird cages are designed for protection.

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    That’s not a…why?

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    I have a newer edition of Monopoly which has a T-rex, so obviously I always play as the T-rex.

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    I’m very sad Parker Brothers’ replaced the horse-and-rider with the cage.

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