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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

You Need Jesus

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You Need Jesus

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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    I made a wrong turn a few years ago and came across a nsfw video where someone did what some of you are asking yourselves, what would happen?

    They were still alive after and actually seemed to enjoy it a lot.

    Edit: i forgot to praise our sweet lord jesus.

    • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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      It was with their butts though wasn’t it.

      • kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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        Yes

    • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world
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      Link please?

      • kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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        it’s too long ago - not even in history anymore, i can only remember

        sorry

        • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world
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          Ok no problem. closes zipper

    • x4740N@lemmy.world
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      Let me guess, it wasn’t their mouths

  • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Girl kisses do be going hard as a mfer these days

  • Aggravationstation@lemmy.world
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    I need a link

    • PeWu@lemmy.ml
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      Me next

      • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world
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        Same here

      • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world
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        Same here

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      Hey listen!

  • Globeparasite@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    art source : https://www.artstation.com/artwork/Z93E1

  • ATDA@lemmy.world
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    Two girls one burp?

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    If only it worked; the mentos would start disintegrating by your saliva and the coke would already form bubbles as soon as it enters your mouth thanks to the rough surface inside 🤓

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      Hard disagree. I’ve put mentos in my mouth then took a big gulp of cola, and it definitely still worked. Maybe it wasn’t as powerful as it would be in a plastic bottle, but powerful enough to shoot a torrent of foam out my mouth and nose.

      Edit: and to reiterate the title, I do not have Jesus, so your results may vary if you happen to have Jesus in your mouth.

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        As someone who is often unable to even enjoy soda because it immediately starts bubbling up and only remains as a sugary liquid by the time it reaches the esophagus, I guess I can’t replicate your observations. Also, I guess I need more water in my mouth before I can let Jesus into it (for a more pleasant experience for both of us)

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          Same case here the only time I can remotely enjoy soda is when it has ice cubes added or is ramune

      • zedgeist@lemm.ee
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        May we accept Him into us.

        Blessed be.

        • Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.world
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          Blessings into you, my friend 🙏🍑

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      Start to? Sure. Be a smooth, saliva-covered mass by the time soda can enter your mouth? Nah.

      In addition, it’s a bit ridiculous to pretend the inside of a mouth has anywhere near the same number of nucleation sites as a Mentos. That’s just ridiculous. It’d be impossible to drink carbonated soda if it were anything remotely close to your implications.

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        Impossible fuckin awesome (but yeah, a lil impossible)

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    What were they holding in the original?

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      Milk and cereal I think?

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    Dam, mentos girl is so plain and wishes she was purple hair girl.

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      It’s me, I’m mentos girl

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