He looks like he gets paid by the hour

Was it a little cube? A Taiwanese exchange student once gave me a few “fish-tidbits”. Holy shit those things were the fishiest things I’ve ever tasted. Just concentrated chum bucket, instant bad breath. I’m sure that cats would love them, but I’m still not convinced that she wasn’t pulling my leg giving me a cat treat or what was essentially a bouillon cube and calling it “candy”.

I’m upvoting you not because I agree (I don’t, I love black licorice), but because you touch on a good point that if someone doesn’t like black licorice, they’re probably not going to like any black licorice regardless of quality. Maybe there’s some exceptions out there that like bougie black licorice and not the basic twizzlers stuff, but anecdotally I’ve tried introducing the fancier brands to a few friends who don’t like black licorice, and not one has given a single fuck.

*woosh

He’s really a good dog, he just gets knotty around vets

I mean op’s not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop

Hypnotize me, put me in a trance

I can tell

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that the Dodge ram logo wasn’t just a weird ‘M’ for some reason

I think that’s the point if you read between the lines. I don’t think this shit post is arguing that those who lock their milk aren’t the victims here.

But on second reading idk

Knocking on heavens door - guns and roses

Coleslawpsicle

I’ve got them both turned off lol

Username checks out

Raw egg is relatively safe, it’s the flour that’s the main risk

Til that I’m hardcore

Cologne by incubus would make a pretty wild b-movie

Ooh that would be super interesting

Alrighty then… picture this if you will

That’s me, I don’t really care where the maple syrup came from as long as it’s real