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Cake day: November 19th, 2023

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  • I wish more people were like you. Not everyone can keep up with everyone’s beefs (this one not so much) but it really grinds my gears when I see seemingly polite, on topic, engaging or contributing comments with no replies but still geyting down voted. Especially on a forum as thirsty as Lemmy users are for more user involvement.

    It makes me think there are too many people in the world conditioned to be preset to hate thst the fact a person doesn’t know they’re supposed to hate something is enough grounds to be shunned and hated on. Lol. It’s cool to see someone jump in and say:Hey homie, we don’t hate you we hate a person who is unrelated to the topic of the thread or the context of your comment but we do hate them enough to hate on you

    Edit: the parenthesis comment was meant to imply hating Trump monkeys is glaringly obvious. My comment was about lemmy etiquette and wasn’t about why or why not OP was getting downvoted.



  • We can try and try to remove bullying all together but it will never happen. It may be very different bullying style for dudes and chick’s or at least it was between 2000-2004 and maybe this stems from me always being the new kid. None the less it will always be a part of life. When you graduate, it’s not like everyone you work or fraternize with are all magically saints. The only way to avoid being bullied is to bully the bullies. I’ve never won a fight in my life as a skinnier dude around 5’7" but if you can be meanier than the people being mean to you, you’ll take all the fun out of someone who they can be mean to. Tell them the only reason their parents don’t consider your bully a mistake is because they were too poor to afford the abortion that your bully’s grandparents wanted their parents to have. If it’s a dude bullying you tell them you are jealous that they’ll never have to wear a condom fucking “so and so” (this is where you list All the girls they try to hook up with) then finish by saying “it must be nice to be able to raw dog any girl you fuck when they’d all be too embarrassed to admit they fucked someone as dumb and ugly as you.”

    The key is to only attack peers who attack the helpless. Dony necessarily team up with the other kids being bullied but make it very clear you are willing to go toe to toe no matter how far it goes. You will either end up befriending the bully, exposing the bully or gaining enough respect of your general peers for standing up for yourself that the bully will find someone else to take rage out on. Albeit, you have to be comfortable enough with yourself to allow your peers to think you are way crazier than you actually are. You also need to know when to stop. Do not take the low road by replacing your bully with you bullying them or others. You also have to understand that in life you will have to prove yourself over and over so by having one quick retort that made your class laugh is not a victory. If you are going to stand up to someone keeping you down, you only take action when you are ready to see this thru with best intentions while simultaneously planning to take an ass whooping… that or ignore everything you read and just learn to fuckin box.












  • No, but to make a post about how “cringe and icky” you feel is pretty fuckin cringe.

    It also doesn’t make a ton of sense to be fine with America through the duration of Trump’s first presidency (which started 8 years ago and ended 4 years ago) but to feel icky for his second presidency??

    Which also implies that Biden was the turning point for your loss of patriotism.

    Something tells me this might be the first election you were old enough to vote in. And if that’s the case, I hate to break it to ya but each election season is always better than the next.




  • Oh fuuuuuuuuuck yeah and at the same time oh fuuuuuuck no. I don’t think I can do the Archer thing at 37 by preventing an accumulated hangover killing me by never stop drinking like I did in my early 20’s. I rarely drank to point of sloppy drunk because of all the extra circular activities I consumed (adderall and cocain) but I could drink sun up to sun up in my hay day playing chef in my local city’s downtown restaurant seen. It was balls deep in the Anthony Bordain is a god era while he was still alive.

    My normal routine that applies to most cooks/chefs in that environment and time period:

    Wake up (or stop drinking for 3 hrs and only do amphetamines or coke to prepare for work) go to work.

    Pour first pint glass of cheap champagne and oj for vitamins.

    Make steak and eggs for bfast.

    Start the day’s prep work.

    Get your mise en place ready and upgrade your glass to a mini pitcher of mimosa to prepare for dinner rush battle.

    Have your last smoke for the evening meditating like a samurai before battle

    Give out one last battle cry as the sea of fat fucking assholes storm the gate slaughtering the typically weak front of house crew.

    Blackout like will ferral in the debate scene from Old School letting muscle memory take hold and the magic happen.

    Communicate communicate communicate

    Yell to the prep minions to have 3qty, half gram lines chalked up ASAP.

    First up is fryer to take their line while saute covers fryer

    Fryer comes back and saute goes for their line while grill and fryer cover saute.

    The last is grill who does his line on the line cuz saute brings it back with them for gill to toot away.

    Throw a glass or plate at the dishwashers just to make sure they aren’t too high or too faded to keep up.

    After first seating moves to second you switch from the pitcher of mimosa or all champagne to whiskey and diet. (type 1 diabetic so gotta keep things healthy, plus I never liked taking insulin shots thru a film of oil, galic, onion and grease that coveres your skin while cooking and yes it seeps thru all clothes so its a head to toe thing)

    Keep same routine thru the next 3-4 hours till dinner menus are pulled around 10:30-11 usually popping a couple adderall in that window too.

    Clean up station and leave a line for whoever has to cover bar orders.

    Change out of chef clothes without showering.

    Powder the balls with some corn starch to combat the kitchen dick sweat lingering.

    Make a wygu beef bacon cheddar burger.

    Do an end of shit tooter and pony up to the bar around 12.

    Women see that you navigate the place like you own it and for some reason drunk women find that appealing making it soooooo much easier to hook up than it is just going to a random bar.

    If no prospective woman available then check the bar next door that was 100% not a bar restaurant so usually run into someone I knew there and if not just play pool or chill for a couple more hours.

    At next door bar, switch from whiskey diet to IPAs.

    Hop back next door to the restaurant around 3am when shit is dying down getting ready for last call.

    Play darts at restaurant with bouncers till last call.

    Wait for place to clear out and fire up the deep fryers. (except on Thursdays when they got cleaned)

    Cook up an absurd amount of wings and anything else you could imagine that could be deep fried for the bartenders and bar backs.

    Whip up some truffle crusted bacon and asparagus white cheddar mac and cheese for myself. (No joke, add bacon and chopped asparagus to your homemade Mac and cheese)

    Continue drinking and chillan till bartenders are done counting registers.

    Leave restaurant around 5am, go home with either just roommate or a group of after partiers but regardless of who was coming with we always had another ball for sitting on the porch overlooking our city’s beautiful downtown cemetery. Seriously it was a hidden haven because it was 1 or 2 blocks from the you dont wanna live over there area and 1-2 blocks from millionaires row but because of the cemetery thst really is beautiful, we had a good buffer between us and the crack heads that break into cars.

    Rinse repeat reset. The only time it changed was when there were one night stands who came over early in the night for a tastenof some kitchen dick loljk if they came over I showered, I only ever gave out the kitchen dick if she insists on going to her place and they were really attractive because I’d be too embarrassed to ask to shower.

    Edit: figure I’d edit in some life pro tips for anyone who wants to rage when they grow up:

    1. Adderall is better than cocain 100% of the time with less come down, affordable prescription costs compared to $70-$100/gram for coke that lasts 2 hrs.

    2. Dont fucking do shots.

    3. Listen to your grandpapi’s limricks or whatever the fuck they’re called, the sayings like “beer before liquor never been sicker licker before beer your in the clear,” but extend it out to all drinks. Don’t increase the alcohol content of your beverage choice more than the last beverage’s alcohol content. The mimosas were to maintain a level of sober without getting hung over but once you start to feel the alcohol kick in you go mixed drinks and then everything after should be less alcohol or then the last selection. This advice is for drunken longevity and not for preventing hangover.

    4. To prevent hangover, drink vodka or ultra light beers, it’s the sugar content that increases dehydration that increases hangovers. Thats why shit like tequila and margarita mix will make you feel like death the next day.

    5. Don’t buy drugs from people you don’t know.

    6. Don’t use opiates to come down from uppers because it’s a habit you’ll never stop. Even if you stopped the uppers you are committing yourself to lifetime of opiates.

    7. Adderall to drinking is the red mushroom to little Mario. You feel your self getting too tipsy pop an Addy or 5 and BAMBAMBABA SUPER MARIO. Shit does a good job regrouping your physical abilities as well as cognitive and will give you another 3-8hrs of drinking.

    Full disclaimer tho, I’m not someone who doesn’t really have adhd but gets prescribed adhd meds. I have tested in the severe adhd tier with multiple shrinks and still do. The point is my brain doesn’t work like most so the affect that drugs have on me are also very different than with most other people. I’m a very robust person so I do have battle cries but not from cocaine. When I do cocain I want to do my taxes or clean my room. I have never had the cocain experience of RAAAAAAA IM UN-FUCKING-STOPPABLE like I’ve seen just about everyone else have. The point being, don’t pop amphetamines like they’re pez like I did with out know how it affects you.