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No shit. When you miss the h it will autocorrect to either.

They also referred to other countries as “their” and for your theory to work they would’ve had to leave out the entire word “the” witch even with auto correct is hard to do. I’ll place a bet with you. If they respond with where they’re from and it is the US, you have to say something nice about Trump. I’ll do the same if they respond that they are not from the US. Neither of us actually wins but at least the winner doesn’t lose lol

I mean they said they’re from the US in the last sentence.

Oh damn that’s a perfect example of what OP was asking for. 23% rotten tomatoe rating with 92% audience rating

Im sure this isnt what you are looking for but it reminded me that there’s a video where Snoop was live streaming him playing a video game, says his good eyes when he is done playing, then forgets to sign out of the live streaming and left it on for for like a day and a half lol

What do you mean by not resolving? It isn’t working for you?

Everyone has drug cartels. The US doesn’t even make thr top 20 tho.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/20-countries-highest-number-drug-220037331.html

Calling a Jewish girl jew. Wasn’t derogatory, someone asked if so and so went to the local catholic school with me and I said no she’s a jew. Had to watch Schindlers List and write an essay even tho principal acknowledged the teacher was wrong for thinking jew was offensive. This was in 2002.

Hahaha you chose the only argument that could’ve sounded dumber than the OP comment🤣

No, but to make a post about how “cringe and icky” you feel is pretty fuckin cringe.

It also doesn’t make a ton of sense to be fine with America through the duration of Trump’s first presidency (which started 8 years ago and ended 4 years ago) but to feel icky for his second presidency??

Which also implies that Biden was the turning point for your loss of patriotism.

Something tells me this might be the first election you were old enough to vote in. And if that’s the case, I hate to break it to ya but each election season is always better than the next.

Oh yeah Mr. Smartypants then why does my morning bowl of grass clippings and milk taste nothing like frosted mini wheats?!?!

Adderall: 12

Hydrocodone: 14

Weed: 15

Coke: 15

Psilocybin: 17

LSD: 17

Oxycotin: 20

Crack: 23

Fentanyl: 25

Currently 37 and found my comfort zone with just adderall and weed. Don’t get me wrong if I run into percocets I’ll gobble them up but I don’t want any drugs bad enough to actively look for them. Drug dealers are fuckint obnoxious to deal with.

Oh fuuuuuuuuuck yeah and at the same time oh fuuuuuuck no. I don’t think I can do the Archer thing at 37 by preventing an accumulated hangover killing me by never stop drinking like I did in my early 20’s. I rarely drank to point of sloppy drunk because of all the extra circular activities I consumed (adderall and cocain) but I could drink sun up to sun up in my hay day playing chef in my local city’s downtown restaurant seen. It was balls deep in the Anthony Bordain is a god era while he was still alive.

My normal routine that applies to most cooks/chefs in that environment and time period:

Wake up (or stop drinking for 3 hrs and only do amphetamines or coke to prepare for work) go to work.

Pour first pint glass of cheap champagne and oj for vitamins.

Make steak and eggs for bfast.

Start the day’s prep work.

Get your mise en place ready and upgrade your glass to a mini pitcher of mimosa to prepare for dinner rush battle.

Have your last smoke for the evening meditating like a samurai before battle

Give out one last battle cry as the sea of fat fucking assholes storm the gate slaughtering the typically weak front of house crew.

Blackout like will ferral in the debate scene from Old School letting muscle memory take hold and the magic happen.

Communicate communicate communicate

Yell to the prep minions to have 3qty, half gram lines chalked up ASAP.

First up is fryer to take their line while saute covers fryer

Fryer comes back and saute goes for their line while grill and fryer cover saute.

The last is grill who does his line on the line cuz saute brings it back with them for gill to toot away.

Throw a glass or plate at the dishwashers just to make sure they aren’t too high or too faded to keep up.

After first seating moves to second you switch from the pitcher of mimosa or all champagne to whiskey and diet. (type 1 diabetic so gotta keep things healthy, plus I never liked taking insulin shots thru a film of oil, galic, onion and grease that coveres your skin while cooking and yes it seeps thru all clothes so its a head to toe thing)

Keep same routine thru the next 3-4 hours till dinner menus are pulled around 10:30-11 usually popping a couple adderall in that window too.

Clean up station and leave a line for whoever has to cover bar orders.

Change out of chef clothes without showering.

Powder the balls with some corn starch to combat the kitchen dick sweat lingering.

Make a wygu beef bacon cheddar burger.

Do an end of shit tooter and pony up to the bar around 12.

Women see that you navigate the place like you own it and for some reason drunk women find that appealing making it soooooo much easier to hook up than it is just going to a random bar.

If no prospective woman available then check the bar next door that was 100% not a bar restaurant so usually run into someone I knew there and if not just play pool or chill for a couple more hours.

At next door bar, switch from whiskey diet to IPAs.

Hop back next door to the restaurant around 3am when shit is dying down getting ready for last call.

Play darts at restaurant with bouncers till last call.

Wait for place to clear out and fire up the deep fryers. (except on Thursdays when they got cleaned)

Cook up an absurd amount of wings and anything else you could imagine that could be deep fried for the bartenders and bar backs.

Whip up some truffle crusted bacon and asparagus white cheddar mac and cheese for myself. (No joke, add bacon and chopped asparagus to your homemade Mac and cheese)

Continue drinking and chillan till bartenders are done counting registers.

Leave restaurant around 5am, go home with either just roommate or a group of after partiers but regardless of who was coming with we always had another ball for sitting on the porch overlooking our city’s beautiful downtown cemetery. Seriously it was a hidden haven because it was 1 or 2 blocks from the you dont wanna live over there area and 1-2 blocks from millionaires row but because of the cemetery thst really is beautiful, we had a good buffer between us and the crack heads that break into cars.

Rinse repeat reset. The only time it changed was when there were one night stands who came over early in the night for a tastenof some kitchen dick loljk if they came over I showered, I only ever gave out the kitchen dick if she insists on going to her place and they were really attractive because I’d be too embarrassed to ask to shower.

Edit: figure I’d edit in some life pro tips for anyone who wants to rage when they grow up:

1. Adderall is better than cocain 100% of the time with less come down, affordable prescription costs compared to $70-$100/gram for coke that lasts 2 hrs.

2. Dont fucking do shots.

3. Listen to your grandpapi’s limricks or whatever the fuck they’re called, the sayings like “beer before liquor never been sicker licker before beer your in the clear,” but extend it out to all drinks. Don’t increase the alcohol content of your beverage choice more than the last beverage’s alcohol content. The mimosas were to maintain a level of sober without getting hung over but once you start to feel the alcohol kick in you go mixed drinks and then everything after should be less alcohol or then the last selection. This advice is for drunken longevity and not for preventing hangover.

4. To prevent hangover, drink vodka or ultra light beers, it’s the sugar content that increases dehydration that increases hangovers. Thats why shit like tequila and margarita mix will make you feel like death the next day.

5. Don’t buy drugs from people you don’t know.

6. Don’t use opiates to come down from uppers because it’s a habit you’ll never stop. Even if you stopped the uppers you are committing yourself to lifetime of opiates.

7. Adderall to drinking is the red mushroom to little Mario. You feel your self getting too tipsy pop an Addy or 5 and BAMBAMBABA SUPER MARIO. Shit does a good job regrouping your physical abilities as well as cognitive and will give you another 3-8hrs of drinking.

Full disclaimer tho, I’m not someone who doesn’t really have adhd but gets prescribed adhd meds. I have tested in the severe adhd tier with multiple shrinks and still do. The point is my brain doesn’t work like most so the affect that drugs have on me are also very different than with most other people. I’m a very robust person so I do have battle cries but not from cocaine. When I do cocain I want to do my taxes or clean my room. I have never had the cocain experience of RAAAAAAA IM UN-FUCKING-STOPPABLE like I’ve seen just about everyone else have. The point being, don’t pop amphetamines like they’re pez like I did with out know how it affects you.

I thought those were different at every stadium kinda like the helmet messages where they get picked by the player. Don’t the teams pick what is on the end zones? I have season tickets to the Bills and have never noticed the endzone message say stop racism I’ve never actually looked at the message so I don’t know exactly what it says but I think their message was always “Stop hate”

Nope. Haven’t watched a single super bowl since before the 13 second game where the Bills lost to the Chiefs in the divisional round. The game was so much less painful to watch when the Bills never made the playoffs for 17 years. Now it’s too heart breaking

The real question is at the evolutionary level which is, what the fuck do the little assholes get out of making their bite a slight irritation?

A tick can bury its head in the tip of dick, spend days sucking so much blood it’s an engorged blimp. Assuming I am blind and my arms are too short to reach my dick, the thing could be there for years and I would have no fucking clue it was there unless I got lime disease or someone else sees it.

Hyperbolic scenario with the whole dick tip thing but I have gotten back from hunting. Saw what looked like a scratch on my neck line, thought it was weird cuz I didn’t remember any prickers scratching me. Fast forward 3 days and I look in the mirror and see what looks like a skin tag. I’m like what the fuck, grab tweezers and rip it off to learn it was a fuckin tick sucking on my jugular for days. They are like the opposite of the mosquito, the tick releases a numbing agent or something so you don’t even feel the bite or the tick the whole time its on you.

Tldr: mosquitoes r dum 4 itching. Ticks r pros at stealth biting.

Ding ding ding we have a winner. The extent most men pay attention to current fashion ends after high school usually. There weren’t many Jnco jeans sightings on men over 18, same for sagging the pants to the ass. If you are old enough to have a career you are old enough to not dress like an idiot chasing trends. My examples might be dated but apply it to any generational fashion trends. You hit adulthood and they die.

Edit: plus there is no way in fuck I’m trusting any parent wearing the same fashion as their child lol. Idk why that would be such a red flag for me but it might be because it would be too easy to assume their parental priorities are fucked.

The OEM solar panels are like $120 each. I know rhe cameras don’t last long enough to offset the cost of $120 with a price of 3.42 per camera using battery. It’d take 34 years to be a valid ROI. Doing the math and now realizing that I might not make it 34 more years climbing tree stands🤣🤣🤣

Edit: I did rig up a cheap China panel with the DC plug for the camera and I think it worked. It was definitely sketchy af tho because it just always read 100% on the app after that.

48 pack of Amazon basic AA batteries for my trail cams. For years I was feeding my kids saw dust thickened stew to afford the 8 lithium batteries per camera for all 7-12 cameras we have between the property my father and I share. (His 150 acres and my 150 are connected) for comparison 48 Amazon basic batteries are $14. 48 energizer lithiums is a cunt hair under $100. It wasn’t until I looked into the reason for the cameras calling out lithium only batteries was because alkaline batteries have a lower output of charge when they are running low but lithium batteries don’t. The company said the lower power creates issues with the camera if it loses power mid cellular transfer of images. They made it sound like what happens if you lose power updating firmware on something. So I even question they’re reasoning cuz I feel like wort case scenario is you lose the image it was transferring but other than that, why would losing power on something ruin it? Either way the change happened when I realized the app showed how much batter is remaining for each camera and just started changing them out between half empty and 3/4 empty. Haven’t had a single problem in the 2 and half years since the change.