Just ban him from using IVF treatments to conceive. His mangled penis will never produce a child

Breaking: your hardcore right wing family member comes to their senses

Our present is the dystopian future the protagonist in a movie sees before they go back and fix it

That is someone’s art style (or maybe some combination of multiple people’s styles), but we’ll never know who

It’s not about the money - it’s about sending a message

As an American I have to second this. Please don’t fall in line to lick trump’s boot

Can’t wait to start putting Trump “I DID THAT!” stickers next to $5000 walmart laptops

They REALLY like assassins creed

The safe word is <This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down>

Oh, I hear ya. I’m a Wisconsinite, we take our dairy products very seriously

France might have taken butter to great culinary heights, but we Americans have taken it to dark depths many have thought unpossible

A charging pad takes up way less space, costs way less, and is something you don’t have to plug into your phone.

Still, you could buy a whole bunch of nice MagSafe chargers for that kind of money. But what Swippitt offers is a tidier solution, one you don’t really have to think about.

I don’t really know how much mental labor I’m performing placing my phone on the nightstand every night.

Having three arms lets me look at my phone and eat at the same time!

Get outta here tire kicker. The price is FIRM I know what I got

I shudder to think how the soap dispenser might work

Good thing there isn’t some kind of machine that lets you go way back in time to see the pages before they were removed

YES