Oh, I hear ya. I’m a Wisconsinite, we take our dairy products very seriously

France might have taken butter to great culinary heights, but we Americans have taken it to dark depths many have thought unpossible

A charging pad takes up way less space, costs way less, and is something you don’t have to plug into your phone.

Still, you could buy a whole bunch of nice MagSafe chargers for that kind of money. But what Swippitt offers is a tidier solution, one you don’t really have to think about.

I don’t really know how much mental labor I’m performing placing my phone on the nightstand every night.

Having three arms lets me look at my phone and eat at the same time!

Get outta here tire kicker. The price is FIRM I know what I got

I shudder to think how the soap dispenser might work

Good thing there isn’t some kind of machine that lets you go way back in time to see the pages before they were removed

YES

Well this isn’t some mundane detail, Michael!

If the near alarm goes off forfeit all hope

I live in an area with a lot of farms and I’ve been seeing more foreign brands (e.g. Fendt) popping up lately.

That happened in our town too. Local pharmacy that was part of the community for 90 years. Walgreens bought it and it was shut down by the end of the week.

I was watching a live stream of cams in the Tampa area and the chat was all people arguing whether or not the hurricane was made with HARP :/

If your friend could tap on your CD player without it skipping, you were cool

What’s wrong with lemmy.zip? I’m not up to date with the instance drama

That’s not useless, a 14th century monastery would love to have you

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PC Manager sounds exactly like one of those garbageware “PC tune up” apps I used to clean off of customer computers back when I worked at a repair shop. Right down to changing your homepage/search engine. But at least the other guys would give you a snazzy coupon toolbar or three.