Thanks, I hate it

Every large company I’ve worked at turned out to actually just be 30 startups in a trenchcoat

Agreed!

I’m learning that there are people who blow their nose with both nostrils at the same time.

This feels like when I discovered that there are people who wipe their butts from behind.

Right? How does this person find things mildly amusing without blowing air through their nose?

One of my cousins calls it the Antisocial Shift

This might sound weird, but it’s delicious if you like peanut butter: mix it with some high-fat, plain Greek yogurt and it’s divine.

I also sometimes sprinkle some fibre buds or chopped pecans on top 🥵

I must be a prude

“One bad apple spoils the bunch.”

We have a lot of bad apples.

People aren’t being held to account for doing or making shitty things

I’m sure I’m being deceived all day, every day. But if I’m happy regardless, then I’ll take blissful ignorance.

To be clear, no one is saying they want to be deceived. But in this thought exercise, you and I agree on why we’re choosing it over being bullied ❤️

Both definitely suck

I’ve been bullied and deceived. The bullying has done more lasting damage.

Might be her alt account

Both options would be delicious

I also set keyword filters so I don’t see that stuff in case they start sneaking into my favorite communities

Depends on whether it’s the honk-shoo or mi-mi-mi-mi kind

I wish there was a way to stay informed without the rage-bait delivery methods

I just finished watching the latest Ari Shaffir comedy special. In the end credits he gives actual credit to so many of the people listed. It was really nice to see people appreciated like that.