The bread has mold and there’s weird stuff growing all over it.

I love the battery powered blinds on the master bedroom. I can control them with an app (1000+ downloads on google play lol) or remote control.

As a Canadian, Hawaii really don’t feel Canadian. Would they be better off as their own thing?

I thought Alaska could join as a territory and not a province but then realized that Alaska has more population than the 3 territories combined and then it’s still over 6 times more.

Some required listening before joining: A Canadian comedy debate on whether O Canada is the best national anthem

He’s got a bunch, but he’s never met them.

I’ll check that out! Thanks!

I love the idea of sous vide but I associate hot water and plastic with leeched chemicals and microplastics.

Scrubs has the best bromance ever. JD and Turk have a heterosexual relationship because they are best friends and don’t care that others think they’re in love with each other. They are, but they also have other relationships to fulfill their sexual needs.

Charlie from all dogs go to heaven.

Because Phantasmagoria had 7 CDs, my friends and I used it as a benchmark for internet speeds. Usually to mock how big the game was.

Eg. “My brand new 56k modem could download Phantasmagoria in less than 200 days!”

Sounds a lot like the Winnipeg Handshake.

Bocky probably has some questionable extensions in their web browser feeding more ads.

I’ll never admit it. I’m still 13 inside.

From 360p.

Babies aren’t allowed to view adult sites!

…

Shit.

I misread the title as “Cover your taxes” and got really excited to earn about tax avoidance tips. Legal ones obviously.

I fucking hate Heisenbergs!

Hrm, weird reproducible bug. Ok let’s hook up the ol’ debugger and… Where did the bug go? Shiiiiiiit.

I stopped breathing due to formaldehyde poisioning when I was a baby. The new house we moved into (because the old one burnt down) was too air tight and all the formaldehyde in the wood wasn’t let out of the house. So I have a personal connection to there being too much formaldehyde in things and the danger.

I had to take a physics exam in a room with these desks. The exam was on that super long paper too. After tearing off the formula sheet and setting that on your lap, trying to work out the problems and keep all your stuff organized was impossible. After hearing the 3rd calculator fall on the floor less than 2 minutes into the exam I just had to laugh out loud at the absurdity of the whole situation.

Well, picturing that all I can say is: relevant username.