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Oh I never said it was good

That’s a fantastic question

As someone else commented, the incumbent won their last election 87%-13% to a libertarian in a race where the GOP didn’t run a candidate.

I don’t think there’s much risk of that, thankfully.

BabylonBee is a satire site

At all times at least 1 step further than whatever Israel last did

If I have to have microplastics in my balls, then the fish do too dammit!

Not reading the article and being aggressively confidently incorrect is basically this guy’s MO

One of the most popular recent movie franchises is literally about a guy who goes on a murder rampage because someone killed his dog

Why the fuck did they think this would go over well.

This nation used to kill fascists

We’re clearly not going to get boring or normal, so yeah im cool with undangerous but weird

They’re solid generic blockbuster action-ish movies. They’re not amazing, but they’re fun enough that I think they’re worth a watch if you can’t decide what to watch one night.

noted fascist is a fascist, more at 5

Guys I’m starting to think that this Trump fellow might not like democracy

I know it’s kinda cheating to bring them up in this context, but the Swiss manage to run trains to very small towns just fine

He’s exactly who the MAGA fuckheads want roaming the streets leading up to this election.

Guys Im starting to think the guy who’s only rich because daddy used apartheid slave labor may not have the best views on race

I think survivorship bias plays into it as well. Yeah, most the stuff on the radio today is kinda meh. Most the stuff on the radio in those days was kinda meh too. All the meh songs got forgotten, and you only remember the bangers. You’ve already seen it happen to 00s music and we’re watching it happen with the 10s.

But yeah, it’s wild how many people look at how accessible different types of music are now and just… don’t go looking.

In a pretty short span of time no less.

I’ve definitely had 16 drinks in a day before, just spread out over, yknow, most that day.

Car bad, train good

I fucking hate stroads

If we’re going old school, go old school. Oldest kid rides in the bed.

Ding ding ding. Authoritarian governments never disarm the right. The police have shown that they won’t protect you, if they’re not actively joining in on it.

We protect us.