Hopefully he was having a good dream

Thank god that will solve everything

I’m ready TBH

Soak it in wine and boof it

I was going to learn how to give a really good handjob but the AI robots will probably take over that too.

Broke my wrist by blocking a gigantic remote control car flying directly at me at 50 MPH and I was the person controlling it.

I signed up for the 2 week trial of 2025 and I’d like to cancel please

Don’t worry, AI will save us

They should brand that fucker with the smoldering remains and parade them around town so we can all take turns peeing on them

This is the way

Fuck The World by ICP, specifically the Richard Cheese cover - Fuck The World

What?

“I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.” - Bill Hicks

In their defense it’s a shit book full of lies and tomfoolery

Something like that

My new angel, a 2 year old female 6 pound spayed chihuahua, humps her toys like she owes them money. I guess I’m just glad she’s getting extra cardio. Still awkward AF when we lock eyes.

Bill Hick’s Rant in E Minor George Carlin Mitch Hedberg Bill Burr Wanda Sykes

It’s the short hand version of Transexual. Tran-ny is what got censored.

Yeah, I’ve been a annoyed by this a time or two as well

But how will the south watch all that transexual porn they love so much?