Well y’see there’s this one weird trick where you can declare people not people anymore

Worthy of being submitted to The Register as a sysadmin story

Hell no. Can’t wait to hear about his new Wordpress cryptocurrency launching soon

Starfleet Intelligence

No they were conservative guys who clearly didn’t understand it was satire

Do you get a Purple Heart if you’re wounded in barracks shenanigans but technically deployed in an active combat zone? It would be a little funny

It blows my mind that when Colbert got his new job he had people coming up to him for years saying they liked his old show better.

They liked his old show, The Colbert Report, better. When it was clearly satire.

Everything’s bigger in Texas, including linguistic confusion

Does that translate to It’s Here Street??

The sprinkles on bread is adorable

Let me guess, voted R since the 1980s

The infinite DnD adventures one sounds neat

The fact that Teamspeak server is closed or restricted source means it’s going to enshittify eventually

Neat, so we need to wait five years before even trying it to see if they’re serious. https://killedbygoogle.com/

We finally got a strong President with Elon Musk!

Threw up in my mouth a little typing that

Maybe someone is bad at identifying those too

Anything’s a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying things

The mouse works only in upgrade windows

How long could a mouse take to reboot, Michael? An hour?

Also perfectly excludes JBLM near Tacoma, WA