that wasn’t the first couch

Dayrells hill pastor: What do you mean ‘you’ve seen this one?’ It’s brand new

if the cat is also bread, was the doordash guy delivering him to his destination?

how tf are you supposed to lick a gas?

it’s especially a big deal when it comes to battle passes in video games. you know how many people bend over backwards to justify fortnite gatekeeping most everything? especially the stuff that’s not time gated but just doesn’t appear in the shop too often. Then they throw a hissy fit when someone buys it

the obvious first solution is to condemn fomo practices, but in the fortnite case, the devs would rather go bankrupt and die

my first thought with this plan is the exact same thought I have when one of those “buy gold” commercials comes on and the old person be like “it’s tangible, I can hold it in my hand, it’s not sitting in a bank.” That only helps the person breaking into your house. So if you gave EVERYONE a little bit of gold, people would know others have this gold, and if the wrong person finds that out they’re gonna break into houses getting that gold.

I’ve wanted to die for like 20 years now, and came close 5 times (only one was at my own hand). If the world let me I wouldn’t be here. So no, it really wasn’t

not true. I used frozen peas to ice my shoulders after overexerting on yardwork

when you move the jpeg a few pixels to the right and the file auto adjusts everything else

I only do it when I wanna screenshot something and see it has 70, 43, or 421 upvotes. Or if I’m sending it to a friend who has a lucky number and my comment is one vote higher

we kill some, THEN they’ll be begging us to only tax them. It’s called the door-in-the-face approach

instructions unclear. got my dick caught in a ceiling fan

new Punk With a Camera shirt looking good

ass balls

on reddit if you search by new, you may be like the only commenter ever on a post, and if you go to posts with whole ass discussions, your post may not be visible unless you say something that pisses half the people off.

on lemmy more often than not people search by new, so posts and comments don’t just die instantly. conversing generally feels better when you aren’t late and others also converse

I think that’s more mastodon’s flawed search than anything. Cause it’ll only look for the specific term, so if someone don’t use Kendrick’s full name, it’s not gonna show up. Or if you look by tag, you won’t see much anything cause no one tags half their stuff

Americans are really, REALLY paranoid

anyone that whines about Rage Against The Machine’s music being “tOo pOLiTiCaL”

I’ve mostly said “good” or “alright” or some of that cause if I tell people how I really feel, they suggest institutionalizing me

Ai by definition scrapes up data from everywhere left and right for its dataset. If Elon is gonna fuck around a lot during his great replacement tour, there’s gonna be a lot of data in these banks with his name on it