Aw, he’s moved his lover in.

What the hell is a soda fountain if not the dispenser that still exists in every fast food restaurant and bar in the world?

That article feels written by AI.

Legally sketchy is hardly new ground for him. By rights he shouldn’t even be here.

All his underlings will fall in line because he’s a petulant man-child.

The Vance one is the worst official picture I have ever seen.

Nothing looks right, he looks like somebody assembled his body from about 5 different pictures of other people. It was clearly taken in one shot by somebody who has never used a camera before. They spent the whole day getting Trump’s shitty glare just right for His Majesty and then at the last minute went “oh yeah, I’m supposed to get a photo of this cunt too”.

Now Trump allows it again and gets a load more Gen Z votes next time, despite it being blocked by the same court he appointed.

The one in the thumbnail looks like it became the N-Gage taco phone.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N-Gage

Only once they evict the tenants…

Ye’s best start believin’ in oligarchies.

Yer in one!

But that’s not Richard Gere.

Man, there’s way more than 52.

He’s gonna need a Magic: The Gathering like system for all those fuckers.

Going to be a big list. Hope he’s got enough storage space.

I can see the logic. If I used these apps I’d rather have a different sketchy government spying on my than my own.

I was stopped on the way to work and asked where a particular street was. I had no idea.

I saw it a few minutes later. I had crossed it every day for 20 years.

The one in the photo looks like they cobbled it together from an old cardboard box.

*monkey paw closes*

But it’s just for AI bullshit.

All this time and effort and the only person that came close to stopping this madness was Thomas Matthew Crooks.

Because Bluesky has a marketing budget.

“We need to get away from these billionaire-ran social media sites! Ooh, a new billionaire-ran social media site!”

Same with the people who fled reddit and set their communities up on Discord…

Apple: You don’t need a pen for the iPad.

Artists: We need a pen.

Apple: You don’t need a pen for the iPad.

Artists: We need a pen.

Apple: OK here’s a pen.

Apple: You don’t need a controller for VR.

Gamers: We need a controller.

<---- We are here.

Apple: You don’t need a controller for VR.

Gamers: We need a controller.

Apple: OK here’s a controller.

Even if they found it what are the chances they could get any data from it after 11 years exposed to the elements? Wales is not a dry place. It will be fucked.

There’s loads of people lamenting the loss of crypto coins that they spent on a pizza back when they were worth pennies, or lost to a dead HDD. I worked with a guy who claimed he had £2 million of it on a dead drive and he was going to have it recovered, but the fact that he wore the same reeking tobacco covered jumper every day indicated that was a lie.