I want devs to write games for £400 Steam Decks. I don’t want them to write games for £3000 GPUs.

There’s realistically no games that won’t run on PS5 level hardware. Every effect that can be done with raytracing can be done a little worse without it.

It’s like to say they’ll remember that at the ballot box, but they won’t.

Switzerland will have a hell of a set of steps down to the beach…

Or oil. Either will do.

They already did that in Far Cry Primal…

Get to work, plebs. Those guillotines won’t build themselves.

But that was the one place that hadn’t been corrupted by capitalism!

The name got bought, and somebody else reopened some. Mostly just a section within Macy’s, but there’s a handful of actual stores.

Except Canada, apparently. That’s the only original Toys R Us left.

You guys are getting free bread?

They released one game last year that I’d expect to make money (Assassin’s Creed 14).

Not sure how they’re actually in business right now. Surely they need more than that to stay afloat. None of their microtransaction games are whale milking machines like EA’s FIFA/Madden or Activision’s COD series.

I’ll kind of miss them when they’re gone. They’ve always been the least evil of the big publishers.

After pushback from users? Or after realising how much it’s costing them on the server end?

Street Fighter

It’s terrible. Almost nobody can act. I suspect none of the writers had even looked at the game beyond a few screenshots. The script and plot are laughable.

But then Raul Julia shows up. He knows this is crap. But his kids love the games. He’s literally dying of stomach cancer in every scene. He knows this is his last movie. He’s going to fucking enjoy it, and so are you.

Oh it’s bad. You’ll guess the main plot about two minutes in and it never waves from that. The movie ends and you won’t remember anyone’s names or even what most of them look like.

Great music video though. Watch with a good sound system and a big OLED TV. The experience on a little phone or laptop screen with tinny speakers is going to be a 1/10.

Wow, if only there was some software originating in Finland they could use…

You missed the 3D which came and went because nothing really supported it.

I think people have Epstein wrong. Ghislaine wasn’t his accomplice. He was hers. Her father was linked to Mossad quite a lot and was buried in Jerusalem. The whole Maxwell family is crooked as all fuck.

Anything for Big Beautiful Bill.

Bet they’re kicking themselves now. They gave him a fucking plane, and all Switzerland needed to do was give him a watch and a gold bar.

Probably didn’t even need to do that. Suck up to the guy for 10 minutes and tell him how great he is, and he’ll agree to anything.

I giggled too. Sounds like I at least have something in common with her then.

Usha Vance and Melania will be exactly the same when their respective retirement plans finally die.

Just crank all iOS user payments up by 30%, explain why, and let nature sort itself out.