Shampain

I appreciate the effort of this meme, but if I might offer a nitpick. Leon and Mr. X should be swapped in the final image

Use my own condom because I’d never trust a crazy woman to not have tampered with them

Uhhhhhhhhhh…. ummmmm…. Yeah… I got nothin’

Correct

“Cool defence. Still statutory rape.”

This was supposed to be a humorous variant of the quote “cool motive, still murder” from Jake Peralta in the show Brooklyn 99.

https://youtube.com/shorts/oyg7T9emCUA?si=mJzRT6wbuL3rwpW7

Sorry if this bothered anyone

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There’s even a website dedicated to grading/rating them.

https://absoluteterritory.moe/grades/

Happy to report that Sasha Necron is in the S-Tier

“I also choose this guys mom”

(Sorry for your loss friend)

The worst ‘moment’ is a long and ongoing moment that started at age 0 to today and likely forever. I haven’t felt glad to be alive once in my life and I doubt it will ever happen. Too much of coward to kill myself, so I’m just hoping a brain aneurysm will take me out quick and painless. I just want to check out of the bullshit existence that happens against my consent day after day.

I’m a perfect failure. If you hand me anything, no matter how complex or simple, I will fuck it up beyond all chance of repair and you will never figure out how it happened because even I don’t know.

Citation: my life, job, friends, ex-gf, family, hobbies, etc…