Wouldn’t Cringer have a set of fuzzy clackers? I doubt anyone in Eternia is neutering tigers.

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!

Praise Mr. Skeletal for all my calcium. He rid the world of the non-believers. Toot toot.

My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

Like anything, You have to pay extra for that…

Or maybe strapped to a tree in a forest full of hungry horny grizzly bears. Is that better?

This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.

“He is a bit grumpy!”

Didn’t the ending have the text, “What the fuck”?

They have one here! I just subbed to it! All we need is wewantcups.