Geweeeldig!

Kan mij inbeelden dat 't dikke zever lijkt als ge 't zo leest. Ik heb een beetje hetzelfde met Noors eerlijk gezegd.

Understandable?

Our coast is shit. Much prefer The Netherlands or France’s coast.

I love this comment. The different spellings of the names (Dutch, Fr*nch, English and some made up spelling) made my day.

We actually hate our own country most of the time, so I don’t mind everyone shitting on us. Thank you for enjoying your stay, love from Ghent.

A terrorist act, surely

Right.

Heard that “DUM dum” in my head after I read that.

Tensions between the watermelons and the cavaillons have always been high, but now we’re just at a pitting point.

I know there are also conspiracy theories around pasteurization. Supposedly it doesn’t work and you don’t need it. Oh and viruses are a hoax. Or at least that’s what my very self educated husband of my cousin believes.

This works in their favour actually. Now they can keep saying: “Look these Muslims are all Hamas, they had no reason to attack us, we didn’t provoke.” Like shit you didn’t provoke. They’re literally the Gestapo holy shit man.

Hmmm, this smells of orange filth.

Once you put it like that, it’s just laughable how much they’ve pampered this asshole. And he still. Fucking. Complains.

I mean have you SEEN the colour of their skin? :0

Nazi’s often referred to Jews as rats. The comparison between a sort of vermin that lives in our streets and the people that are undergoing a genocide is quickly made it seems. People in the 50’ies would never believe you if you told them that 70 odd years later, it would be a Jewish government at the head of a genocide.

Last name, sure, first name though… There are some older Jans, but the younger ones are few and far between. At least where I live.

Been biking all my life, won’t quit now.

Still OOTL, Alabama said rock is henceforth child by law?

I’m OOTL. I live someplace where women’s rights aren’t returning to the middle ages. You Americans sure know how to get things jingled up. First a copper mistakes an acorn for an assault on his thin blue life, now some poor bloke has to pay child support for a stone he’s not the biological father off? (That’s what I make of this anyway)

My world view is shattered and my day ruined

Hot dogs are tacos and not sandwiches?!?!